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[16th May, 2009] |
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GUESS WHO'S BACK, BITCHES.
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[31st May, 2008] |
Burt has been hiding my pearls. That damn ferret has been hoarding things in my closet under a pile of leaves. Yes it's what they do, but he shouldn't take something so important to me! I should have a talking to him.
"Burtie, you can't go and take momma's only jewelry. She needs them to look dignified. In a place like my lovely Domarion all you do is sweat, dear. And when you sweat you smell. And when you smell you seem less attractive. Therefore, one needs pearls to enhance her appearance so you won't focus on her smell. Do you understand Burtie? I could find you some very smooth pebbles that look like pearls, dear. You could hide them anywhere you like and mommy would never pester you about where they are because mommy would never care."
...I think by the time I was done talking he would have stolen my necklace again.
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